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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 am 
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First, rack my annual pass for paying off this past year. Best $40 I have spent. (Pass is $80, but split w/the ex.) I've used it about 7 times and since Trumpy raised entrance fees, this has saved me some cash. Went on a little weekend camping trip with my 100% platonic friend Mark. No hanky panky. Lots of rum and Modelo. No cell service for almost 3 days. HEAVEN.

Click the thumbnail if you really want to see the pic. Stupid fucking photobucket. I hate them.

DAY ONE

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Went on a hike to the Desert Queen Mine. I'm still recovering but I trekked like a muthafucka. Down rocky hills, through the sandy wash, to the top and all the way to the corner mine then down and up again.
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This short desert hike visits a gold mine that operated profitably for decades on land now protected by Joshua Tree National Park. An overlook across from the mine is reachable via an easy 0.7-mile round trip trail, and the excursion can be extended to 1.6 miles by crossing a canyon to the mine itself.


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Forgot to buy Coke so straight up. This was a very good Capt Morgan 100 proof. So sweet n tasty. MMMM
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DAY 2

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I really like my face from above.
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GEOLOGY ROAD TOUR
We were going to do a moderate hike around a volcanic thingy at the beginning but drove deeper in to Squaw Tank. We didn't heed the warnings for 4x4 and almost didn't make it back up. We stopped at #9, as it was truly 4x4 beyond that. The little Elantra did not like the sandy wash. Luckily, I kept calm and ultimately we made it out. It initially was NOT looking good. Sand is not easy to get through and my idea of gunning it through worked after reversing back to the flat part. Had we had internet and read the part with the sand, we probably would've stopped. Probably.

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An 18-mile motor tour leads through one of Joshua Tree National Park's most fascinating landscapes. In good weather, most passenger vehicles may access the first few miles of the Geology Tour Road. Watch for the sign marking the point beyond which a 4-wheel-drive vehicle is recommended, and turn around there if your vehicle is not capable of handling deep ruts and soft sand. The road is not suitable for campers, trailers, and motor homes.


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Which way is the right way?
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Keys View
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Random campground amongst big rocks.
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Wall Street Mill
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Wall Street Mill Trail is a 2.4 mile moderately trafficked out and back trail The Wall Street Mill in Joshua Tree National Park was a complete and operable gold ore crushing mill featuring late-19th century two-stamp mill machinery. Consequently, the significance encompasses the mill machinery, the building which houses it, the well which supplied water for the mill's operation, and the well pump. It is the only gold ore crushing mill in the region that retains integrity.


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The mill was built by Bill Keys, a local rancher, miner and character, using equipment moved from Pinon Wells. In the 1940s, Keys was involved in a dispute with Worth Bagley over access to the Wall Street Mill. Keys shot and killed Bagley in 1943
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The cold came in fast tonight. So I started the fire early.
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Carnitas tacos!
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DAY 3 - pack up n go to work
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Skull Rock
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Boobs
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Vaghub
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And fuck all those Coachella hipsters for adding 1.5 hours to the drive!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:21 am 
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Can you make those photos a little bigger, I can't focus on them so small.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:22 am 
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Can you make those photos a little bigger, I can't focus on them so small.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:42 am 
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wolfman wrote:
Can you make those photos a little bigger, I can't focus on them so small.

They're gigantic, wtf. I have no idea how to fix that. So annoyed.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:44 pm 
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Molly, so kind of you to take time from your schedule
to spend with a member of the gay community.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:50 pm 
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Rack Dave. Proof that women only want gay best friends these days and not a real man.

Has no one told you about imgur? :roll: Photobucket is no longer .net approved.

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In regards to how a sando should be cut, hot sandwiches are cut across and cold ones diagonally.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:01 am 
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Rack the PET.

Photobucket is the geocities of pic hosting. Imgur is the future.

lol @ kcdave.

Where is that faygot The Edge, btw? This thread should be a batsignal for pimping his shitty band.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:19 am 
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Speaking of shitty bands acting shitty, I was reading about teh Eagles getting high in Joshua tree. What an unlikable bunch of assholes.

After watching the Dirt, I'd much rather party :party: with The Crue than teh Eagles. :cheers:

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He's not gay, lol.

And it was a little odd when U2 would pop up on the playlist with albums from Joshua Tree. That was their last listenable album.

My lips blistered from the sunburn and I look like a dirty disease riddled hooker.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:30 am 
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molly wrote:
He's not gay


Um, Molly, I hate to tell you but .......

Unless he tried and you rejected his advances.....
Unless he at least got some stinky finger, and showed signs of chubbage ......
Unless he caressed your ass, pulling pud in the sleeping bag and created a gak sock
while you sleeping ......

dude is likely riding a little lite in the saddle.

Any self-respecting hetero left alone for a night in the desert with a
voluptuous young lady such as yourself would have had you on all 4's,
pounding that rotund derriere, while you howled at the moon.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:55 pm 
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:lol:

Dave speaks the truth!

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Mark is either a homosexual or a eunuch. Actually, I think even a eunuch would at least try to rub his stump against that sweet dump truck ass no matter how futile the gesture might be.

So...faggot.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:28 pm 
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Fuck.

I drank so much PBR in Joshua Tree Park.

I was fucked up tripping balls.

Good times.

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molly wrote:
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And it was a little odd when U2 would pop up on the playlist with albums from Joshua Tree. That was their last listenable album.



No it wasn't. That album sucked ass.


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molly wrote:
albums from Joshua Tree.


what the fuck

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We've been seatmates for 14 years at Staples Center; and really close friends the last 4. We have had long talks but dudes, he's not into me. We had a talk about how perfect we would be because well, I'm pretty fucking awesome, but outside of my fantastic tits and flat stomach, I just don't do it for him. He likes women with what I call horrendously scary tits and big, sloppy pussies. I have neither. And hearing about his sexcapades with his ex who hates me because "she's too pretty and fun, that worries me", I'm just not down for what he's in to.

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Went to JT when I was about a junior in high school for some climbing. It was a good time. I'd like to take the jeep out there and camp sometime. I won't be climbing of course. Didn't take me long to realize I'm not built for that sort of thing.


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molly wrote:
We've been seatmates for 14 years at Staples Center; and really close friends the last 4. We have had long talks but dudes, he's not into me.


Right...because he's a faggot. We gathered that.

Heterosexual men do not go on camping trips for two with women unless they intend to fuck them. Period. Full stop.


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Fact. :cheers:

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Men and women can be friends without fucking.

You don't see me and HPG fucking every time we hang out. But me n RedivideR... Sign me up for some of that.

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Fucking HPG?

Yeah if you're into a human petri dish and want to fuck with your immune system. You'd be less exposed if you let freddy mercury shit milk in your open mouth. :nono:

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