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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:46 pm 
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Man tells cops he's time traveler, warns of alien invasion before being arrested for public intoxication

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CASPER, Wyoming (AP)
— Police say a Casper man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion.

Casper police say Bryant Johnson, the man they encountered at 10:30 p.m. Monday, claimed he was from the year 2048.

KTWO-AM in Casper reports that Johnson told police that he wanted to warn the people of Casper that aliens will arrive next year, and that they should leave as soon as possible. Johnson asked to speak to the president of the town, about 170 miles northwest of Cheyenne.

Johnson told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol.
:lol: He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year.

Media reports indicated his blood-alcohol content was .136 percent. :cheers:

http://idahostatejournal.com/news/local ... 1f982.html

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:50 pm 
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Johnson :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:52 pm 
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Russ wrote:
...alien invasion...


BUILD THAT WALL MR. PRESIDENT.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:23 pm 
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OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS

CHANGES

EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We've been warned !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we're not ready.

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Looks like one of Grifter’s grunts just got paid and went on a bender.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:57 pm 
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The aliens are already here.
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...those Corona's must be awfully strong to make him healthy enough to time travel.

Now, if he traveled back to 1975 to get one of these...

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...where is that John Titor troll? Let's see if he can shed some light on this.

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