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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:32 am 
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Yellowstone about to blow? Scientists warning over SUPER-VOLCANO that could kill MILLIONS

SCIENTISTS have warned the world is in "volcano season" and there is up to a 10% chance of an eruption soon killing millions of people and devastating the planet.

Instances of volcanic eruptions are their highest for 300 years and scientists fear a major one that could kill millions and devastate the planet is a real possibility.

Experts at the European Science Foundation said volcanoes – especially super-volcanoes like the one at Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, which has a caldera measuring 34 by 45 miles (55 by 72 km) - pose more threat to Earth and the survival of humans than asteroids, earthquakes, nuclear war and global warming.

There are few real contingency plans in place to deal with the ticking time bomb, which they conclude is likely to go off within the next 80 years.

The world's most dangerous active volcanoes include Yellowstone, Mount Vesuvius in Campagnia, Italy, and Popocatépetl i near Mexico City.

There are already fears that Yellowstone could blow any time within the next 70 years on a scale that would wiped out the western USA and affect the course of global history.


OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This really is THE BIG ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REALLY REALLY BIG ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now they are saying Yellowstone could BLOW AT ANY TIME and that would KILL MILLIONS AND DEVASTATE THE PLANET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're even talking about this threatening the very SURVIVAL OF HUMANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and fred definitely are not ready for this at all.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:39 am 
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Tin Foil Ted wrote:
[pose more threat to Earth and the survival of humans than asteroids, earthquakes, nuclear war and global warming.


OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! We better come up with some EPA regulations then.

Has Bernie Sanders been informed? This might be too much for him take.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:02 am 
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sounds like mother nature is a gusher


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:03 am 
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Another gusher?? :|


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:29 am 
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Those pictures look digitally enhanced to me. This whole volcano thing is totally made up to prove Jesus doesn't exist.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:33 am 
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I don't think we REALLY have to worry until Tommy Lee Jones arrives on the scene.

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I'll see your Tommy Lee Jones, and raise you an intrepid John Cusack power sliding a limousine down a mountain pass.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:04 am 
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Another gusher?? :|

You rang?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:05 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:15 am 
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RACK !


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:07 pm 
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Al gore isnt going to put up with this unchecked natural geological shit.

Knock it off.

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Those pictures look digitally enhanced to me. This whole volcano thing is totally made up to prove Jesus doesn't exist.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:54 pm 
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I sure hope not. Yellowstone blowing up I mean.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:00 pm 
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poptart wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Those pictures look digitally enhanced to me. This whole volcano thing is totally made up to prove Jesus doesn't exist.

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How many hours a day do you think about me?

No attempt to counter argue I see. That's probably best since volcanoes are lies.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:16 pm 
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Domes are full.

Hearts are being flung out of assholes.

And the steve garvey troll is on the clock.


All in all a solid day at teh .net

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:02 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
poptart wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Those pictures look digitally enhanced to me. This whole volcano thing is totally made up to prove Jesus doesn't exist.

~ poptart

How many hours a day do you think about me?

No attempt to counter argue I see. That's probably best since volcanoes are lies.

You want me to counter this...

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Those pictures look digitally enhanced to me. This whole volcano thing is totally made up to prove Jesus doesn't exist.

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That is merely vag drip from you.

Everyone can see that.


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It's almost like poptart forgets where we are.

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It's almost like poptart forgets where we are.



The dark side of the moon :yuck:

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It's almost like poptart forgets where we are.



The dark side of the moon :yuck:


Detroit?
The library of congress?
Beyond the sun?

Any of those right?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:07 am 
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it's a good thing I live relatively close to yellowstone and will no doubt be killed instantaneously by the blast
I'd hate to one of the survivors trying to live off roaches and rats

good luck to the rest of you, it was a nice run while it lasted

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Jellystone?
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sounds like mother nature is a gusher


We're gonna need a bigger potted plant.


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I like this. I'm rooting for a massive eruption that wipes out all those flaming liberals in California.


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dat's a lotta vulcanism :surprised:


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