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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:47 am 
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Now Cover-of-the-Rolling-Stone Barry is going to rescue us...

Before heading out to play 27 today, he appointed an... Ebola Czar! :lol:


Yes, a Docto... errr... wait... no, not a doctor.

A liberal Jew lawyer with an environmental activist wife.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:53 am 
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A liberal jew lawyer? What does that have to do with Ebol..Oh you mean a campaign fundraiser!! Got it.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:28 am 
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If Ebola is going to spread in the USSA, it minus well be in DC.... :popcorn:

UPDATE: WOMAN WHO VOMITED IN PENTAGON PARKING LOT VISITED LIBERIA TWO WEEKS AGO -- FOX CITING DEFENSE SOURCE


Arlington County Fire Department and Fairfax County HAZMAT Teams are on the scene after a woman - alleged to have recently traveled from Liberia - fell ill and started vomiting in The Pentagon parking lot this morning. Arlington Public Health has activated its Emergency Operations Center to manage the incident.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:02 pm 
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The Gump tryin' to represent yo: http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/local/2014/10/17/press-conference-scheduled-zelda-medical-situation/17442813/


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:45 pm 
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I'm so glad we haven't restricted travel to Liberia.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:18 pm 
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Tell me my ears are clogged, please.

I just heard Josh Earnest (not) declare that this new Ebola Czar lawyer fellow would be reporting to -----> Susan Rice.





























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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:00 pm 
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Wow. This doesn't have cluster of fuks written all over it at all.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:09 pm 
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Not to worry.

Fruits can get married.




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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:23 pm 
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By "Susan Rice" I believe that actually means Valerie Jarrett.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:29 pm 
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Yeah, that one.

The one with a dick.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:32 am 
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Don't worry, Africa gets taken out during the first Klingon strike.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:44 am 
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dunnsantee wrote:
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R to L: "I need all units to set up a 3 mile perimeter around the Pentagon!"

"Nah-uh! Hold up a hot sec there Willis. I gots ta text My Boo so he be knowin I callin in sick tomorrow!"


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:55 am 
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I'm wondering how much more the American people are going to take?
Just sit and watch this all go down?



Obama: National Guard, Be Ready to Go if West Africa Needs You

In an effort to aid in the fight against Ebola, the president is prepared to send members of the National Guard to West Africa. Several weeks ago the president committed 4,000 troops to the region.

When the World Health Organization made clear the severity of the Ebola crisis, President Barack Obama sprang into action and committed a significant number of health care workers and military to the region—approximately 4,000 troops. Now that the virus has reached American shores and people are calling on the government to do more, the president told the Pentagon on Thursday to put the National Guard on standby just in case more troops are needed in West Africa for logistical reasons...


http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture ... frica.html




The United States National Guard.

National.

Hello?


King Barry the illegal fraud sends troops, and now perhaps the National Guard, over to his native continent, but our southern border remains open.

Hello?
Hello?

Is there some reason the National Guard has not been put to use in America?
You know, guarding OUR border?


When is enough enough?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:50 am 
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Do we have an IMPEACH trollio? Because we really need one right about now.

This, shit, we see everyday in the news..... Is hard to believe. In fact, this wouldnt even be a believable storyline in some stupid movie with Robin Williams and Helen Hunt in it.


How in the fuck did any of these idiots wind up in positions of management/decision making/power czarship.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:28 am 
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Im done fucking around with Africans.

Im fixing to get to work here.

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Charles Damned Darwin wrote:
Im done fucking around with Africans.

Im fixing to get to work here.

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Dummies Guide To Our Dear Leader's :arab: Early Warning System -
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:12 am 
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A doctor in NYC now has it. Came back from one of those infested shitholes through the "Doctors Without Borders" program. :jo:

Despite this guy hitting a bowling alley and bumping around on the subway, the "officials" have said that everything is under control though and there's nothing to worry about. The Czar is on it.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:47 am 
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In November we will all have super free healthcare, and gheys can be married by religious folk that don't want to perform what's the problem?


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