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 Post subject: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:26 am 
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.. is it true that if you're looking to lose a few lbs, catching this thing is a sure fire way to drop 10lbs or so? If so, what is the best way to catch it? I have kids who are in school so I figure I'm about at 50% right now but could use some suggestions on how to increase that percentage.


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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:31 am 
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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:33 am 
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Try to catch it?? You do NOT want to do that. :shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:44 am 
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jim wrote:
.. is it true that if you're looking to lose a few lbs,



At first read I thought it said libs. I was all in for that.

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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:09 am 
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Go spend a week in the emergency room at your local hospital. And don't bother washing your hands.


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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:35 am 
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go lick an action figure box in the toy aisle of walmart.

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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:19 am 
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Go jump into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese. I'm sure there's a lot of slobber, snot and other undesirable things in there.

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 Post subject: Re: This new flu virus
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what is the best way to catch it?
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