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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:31 am 
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That US goalie took more balls to the face than mvscal does on a Saturday night.

Yeah, outstanding take, Kaley.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:10 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:02 am 
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poptart wrote:
Kaley.


That makes perfect sense. Who else? KC Skidmark goes missing and then this fucktard shows up.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:30 am 
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mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:
Kaley.


That makes perfect sense. Who else? KC Skidmark goes missing and then this fucktard shows up.


You mad, Bro? You sound mad.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:41 am 
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Patrick Bateman wrote:
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:
Kaley.


That makes perfect sense. Who else? KC Skidmark goes missing and then this fucktard shows up.


You mad, Bro? You sound mad.


How are things in 2005?

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:06 am 
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jim wrote:
The NFL had to issue a memo in 2013 to the league warning teams not to fake injuries or risk penalties or fines.
Yup, just instances.

The fake injury strategy in the NFL is used to keep the offense from running a play(s).

It's a different animal than "flopping" or faking injury in the course of action on the field, be it soccer, hockey, basketball -- which is rightfully viewed by fans and opponents as an extreme pussy move.

It's a move which implies that you are not MAN enough to handle the action taking place, and so you eject by flopping and hoping you can even draw a penalty by doing so.

:gay: x the max

My own eye informs me that this sickening puss-out move occurs much more in soccer (and might even be seen to be a part of the fabric of the sport) than it does in the other sports we watch.



How much soccer do you actually watch?

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:02 am 
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Patrick Bateman wrote:
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:
Kaley.


That makes perfect sense. Who else? KC Skidmark goes missing and then this fucktard shows up.


You mad, Bro? You sound mad.



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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:50 am 
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Yes, KC tard is a gift of inanity that never stops giving.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:58 am 
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Hurt feelings from the soccer faggot.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:09 pm 
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jim wrote:
How much soccer do you actually watch?

Not much, although I see it a lot because of where I live.
It's on TV all the time.

As I said, I can stand to watch about 10 minutes and then I walk away.
Not IN.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:23 pm 
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Some big ass bug landed on a player during today's game.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:43 pm 
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:shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:19 pm 
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I'm surprised that guy didn't fall to the ground and flail around like he was shot by a sniper.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:21 pm 
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OMG OMG it is a LOCUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a sign.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:53 am 
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Kharma's a bitch:
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This guy has been a drama queen for the entire World Cup, flopping like a fish whenever anyone kicks within 10 feet of him.

Now he's a bendy straw. :twisted:


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 Post subject: Soccer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:25 am 
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Fukken pussy. It's not like he walked into an airplane propeller or anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:32 am 
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Since 'Murica is knocked out, I vill now root for der Fatherland

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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:08 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:33 pm 
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Oh here we go again :|


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:32 am 
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dunnsantee wrote:
Eaton McHunt wrote:
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Rack soccer chicks.
2,6,5,3,1,4

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Again, if the oppurtunity should present itself, make sure you respectfully lower your penis into her vagina as opposed to just jamming it in there like a Zionist.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:58 pm 
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Wow. The Broncos thought that game got out of hand.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:54 pm 
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I bet Brazil did Nazi that coming.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:08 pm 
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Patrick Bateman wrote:
I bet Brazil did Nazi that coming.


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 Post subject: Re: Soccer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:59 am 
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:ghey:
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Before it gets too gax here.

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