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 Post subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:10 am 
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Dear Friend,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds ($15.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on december 2003 in a plane crash. Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where by this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 and 60 for me while 40 is for you.

If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail. have a great day. Yours Faithfully MR.KOSO BONGO .NB, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECT AND MAKE IT CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DONT DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY IN YOUR COUNTRY "PLEASE",BECAUSE THE SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.

BEST REGARDS
MR. KOSO BONGO.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:11 am 
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 Post subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:14 am 
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You lucky son of a bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:14 am 
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Absinthe wrote:
I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds ($15.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on december 2003 in a plane crash. Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where by this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 and 60 for me while 40 is for you.


$15.5 million X .40 =

$6,200,000.00

:shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:24 am 
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My best friend Absinthe, you should not take this as a "get rich quick" scheme, but a way of being very helpful to my business partner, Koso Bongo.

Our best friend Ted is right, you will be able to use $6,200,000 to help stabilize your US economy all while bringing closure to our dear family in that part of Africa.

You all should feel honored to have been chosen to receive this sum of money. Please, send them the proper information they require as soon as you are able.

God will want you to do this as well.


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 Post subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:38 am 
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HELP STABILIZE THE U.S. ECONOMY?

DUDE FUCK THAT SHIT I AM BUYING AN APPLESAUCE SWIMMING POOL


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:47 am 
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Forty percent is a generous offer. I'm sure Mr. Bongo will have no trouble finding someone to help him with the transaction. You better hurry and contact him before he chooses someone else.

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 Post subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:55 am 
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Absinthe wrote:
i am inviting you for a business deal where by this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 and 60 for me while 40 is for you.


Sounds like Mr. Bongo is negotiating the NFL lockout here.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:49 pm 
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I think Koso has been hittin' the Bongo.


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