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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:12 pm 
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I gotta do this in chunks. Here's day 1.

Friday 2.1 I flew red eye to Newark. I got smart, took edibles with. Sat in my seat, ate one and woke up in Newark. AWESOME. My uncle arrived an hour before me so we shared an uber to my aunt and uncles condo in Fort Lee, where I'd like to move tomorrow. We napped then went for dim sum. We all took the bus into the city and went separate ways. I took the Long Island Rail Road out to Long Island (duh) and met up with a girl I know from Twitter. We went for the most delicious pizza I've ever had then to the NY Islanders/LA Kings game in Long Island. We sat row 3! After, it was a clusterfuck disaster of transportation so with some Raiders/Kings fans I know from twitter, we all Ubered back to the city and had drinks at Penn Station. Day/Night one was amazing.

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Dude I've known on twitter for 5 years, lives in LA. Where do we meet up? Bathrooms at a hockey arena in New York. HA
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My girl Micki
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All the fashion in Long Island. Baggy sweats and Timbalands. This is a 15yr old girl. So many look like this.
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Madison Square Garden
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Bus ride back to NJ at 1 or 2 am.
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View from my aunt and uncles condo.
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The condo has an all black and mirrored bathroom. Reminds me of something a young stockbroker wouldve had in the 80s, all wolf of wall street style.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:46 am 
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Micki scares me


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What does Mikis puss smell like?
- THE bag



:lol: Quick flipping out the other day :gay:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:26 am 
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Good crowd, they usually draw tumbleweeds and crickets at Barclays...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:25 am 
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Day 2 brought a little road trip to Connecticut with my aunt and uncle to see their other house and have lunch. Then I took a train back the City to meet up with Jerry from Twitter and watch the worse super bowl ever. I took the long way - journeyed through grand central, walked around times square then said fuck it and went to American Whiskey where they were hanging out. I was pretty shocked with the 0-3 score or whatever, as it was 3 minutes to halftime. Which also sucked except Big Boi. Back to condo by bus and then Rangers the next day.

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Helicopter factory that's the biggest thing in their town.
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The amount of fried food between these people should've killed a Southerner.
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Leaving CT
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Grand Central Station
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This is supposed to be some toprated mustdo cupcake place. As a fat girl, I know cupcakes. Dry and boring.
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Times Square - pic for my kiddo $4 and almost started a fight as all these other characters came over and I paid Chucky and the others were all jerks and I said I didn't want you in my picture. HA Fuckers.
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Hudson Yards
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Super Bowl at American Whiskey
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Mmmm Fried Pickles
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On the house shots "for the Cali people"
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Mando being interviewed by the NYC news.
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Enjoying my lame cupcake at Port Authority waiting for my bus back to NJ.
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Another gorgeous night at the condo.
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An exboyfriend came to go to the Rangers game with me. We were supposed to do tourist shit in the City but he had to work and then we just sat talking for hours then bam! Gotta jam to Madison. No pix. Who am I....

Sunrise on Ranger day! This is a big deal for me. The Rangers are my 2nd team. This game was the reason for the whole trip. Woo! Let's go hockey!
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We had seats on the Chase Skybridge. Totally cool for upper seats. Private entrance, private concessions. Superb view straight down.
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Kings won, btw. In OT. Back to the condo, more talking. Next day we got up and had lunch at some little bakery that was to die for. Then he was off to work and I was off to the Devils game that night. That was a pricey Lyft but bus/train was 2.5 hours so onward.

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BEST Jumbotron I've ever seen.
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Check out how cute my lil rum n coke drink is. Aww. Adorbs.
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Gotta go work. Almost done. Next up a day in the city with Micki. Who's vag does not smell through her leggings.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:13 pm 
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This is supposed to be some toprated mustdo cupcake place. As a fat girl, I know cupcakes. Dry and boring.

I went to that Magnolia bakery last year. Their cupcakes are mundane and overrated. I cannot overstate just how dull and unremarkable they are. Albertsons makes a similar cupcake and they aren't $3.95 E-A-C-H. Magnolia's brownie was decent though.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:32 pm 
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RACK the PET. Glad you finally got around to posting.
Will you be posting the cruise also?

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I think Molly PET’s in cold weather tourist venues are demonstrably better than the ones in warm weather tourist venues. I’m going to start a Kickstarter campaign to buy her a balaclava and send her to Antarctica in July.

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This is supposed to be some toprated mustdo cupcake place. As a fat girl, I know cupcakes. Dry and boring.

I went to that Magnolia bakery last year. Their cupcakes are mundane and overrated. I cannot overstate just how dull and unremarkable they are. Albertsons makes a similar cupcake and they aren't $3.95 E-A-C-H. Magnolia's brownie was decent though.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:25 am 
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kcdave wrote:
RACK the PET. Glad you finally got around to posting.
Will you be posting the cruise also?

Yes.
I'm going to finish this one. The museum of sex has so many fun pics. Uploading now.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:09 am 
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molly wrote:
kcdave wrote:
RACK the PET. Glad you finally got around to posting.
Will you be posting the cruise also?

Yes.
I'm going to finish this one. The museum of sex has so many fun pics. Uploading now.


Jokey might die.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:19 am 
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Day 5?
Headed in to the city to play tourist with Micki. There was an accident in the Lincoln Tunnel and we were diverted. Took 48 minutes, wooo! God bless city workers.

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Got there a little early so had breakfast at Port Authority before walking down to Penn Station.
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Ordered lunch while Micki was on the LIRR.
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She got there, and we had drinks.
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We bought hop on/hop off bus tickets. This is a point of contention. Asshole salesguy said we had til 545. No fucker, it was 445. LAME.
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The Chinese woman was trying to get pictures holding the bulls' balls.
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The Statue of Liberty is just over there. Battery Park.
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The Oculus at World Trade Center. Basically, a shopping mall. We stopped here for a treat and that's when we realized we couldn't get back on the bus to Uptown/Central Park. Dick. I'm still mad.
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She bought me a little necklace, like the Raiders, which is how we met. Awwwww
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Off we go to another cool museum.
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And then, it was like, the unplanned tourist day gods smiled upon me as there was a whole punk exhibit at the Museum.
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Then, floor 3.
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Then back out on the street, we shopped a little, ate a little and then went our separate ways at Penn Station. A great and random day!
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Club America wrote:
molly wrote:
kcdave wrote:
RACK the PET. Glad you finally got around to posting.
Will you be posting the cruise also?

Yes.
I'm going to finish this one. The museum of sex has so many fun pics. Uploading now.


Jokey might die.

It wasn't that great - the sex part.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:28 am 
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Day 6 - off to Philly!

My aunt and uncle took me to breakfast, man, they like to eat. Every time they were around we had to eat. Good part is, they didn't make me pay for anything so I oblige them their love of restaurants and stuffing my purse with 20s and Clif bars.

Crabcake Benedict.... mmmm
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Ugh.
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And just like George Washinton... I crossed the Delaware.
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Off the bus in Chinatown!

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A beautiful last minute, super cheap hotel in South Philly, the Penrose. Floor 3. No elevator.
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Off to the Kings/Flyers games. My dumbass friends left late so I had to wait outside (they had the tickets) and amuse myself and drink mini latte samples. It was maybe 38 degrees?
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This pizza was so damned good.
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KINGS WIN AGAIN!
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Then we wandered over to some huge bar to watch the end of the Lakers game and drink dollar beers. This area was pretty cool. The hockey arena, baseball field and football field are all in one big sports complex. Super rad.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:50 am 
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Day 7. I have a few hours before I have to be at the airport to fly to Florida so I hopped a Lyft to Independence Hall. I swear to god, traveling in the winter is amazing. Nobody in my pictures!

Liberty Bell!
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Independence Hall!
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The dude said they believe the chair is the only original and that Washington sat in it.
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Standing where John Adams stood and gave a speech.
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The Signer
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Carpenter's Hall
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Ben Franklins buildings.
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Christ Church cemetary & Ben Franklins grave.
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Stumbled upon the US Mint and took the tour. No photos allowed.
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Cemetary view from US Mint.
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Really important Jewish guy. I didn't go walk around the synagogue.
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Finally found a Philly Cheesesteak that didn't have fake liquid cheese.
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George Washington Square
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Off to Orlando!
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