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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:58 pm 
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Yep.

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Another club america beer fuckup.

Tall boy Sols.....didn't see they were 'Micheladas' con salsa. :nono:

Shit Wolfman would never drink.


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Thats a bad beer mixed with some chemicals that make it taste like salsa and lime and about half a cup of salt. As soon as I looked at it im like :poop:

take a drink :shock: and I'm thinking FUCK MVSCAL......


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I got 3 of these fuckers to deal with. I wasted 3 bucks on these barfs in a can. :paperbag:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:15 pm 
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Don't drag me into your fuckwittery. Had you asked I could have warned you.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:21 pm 
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Look, 2 am and crosseyed in Mexico, at least it wasnt a perro taco out of the street cart. :yuck:

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Club America wrote:
crosseyed in Mexico
may I select Club Latin America for the 2019 deathpool?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:37 pm 
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Michelada was never meant to be canned, dipshit. You are supposed to have it made to order while you scope 50yo fake tits from behind cheap sunglasses.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:11 pm 
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Michelada was never meant to be canned, dipshit. You are supposed to have it made to order while you scope 50yo fake tits from behind cheap sunglasses.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:14 pm 
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.....if only there was a lime option.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:16 pm 
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R-Jack wrote:
.....if only there was a lime option.



...5th ingredient...limon :punchballs:

Me standing at a cooler full of beers with a pocket full of money is about as hopeless as a task as Sam looking at naked women and working with numbers. :nono:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:45 pm 
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Club America wrote:
Me standing at a cooler full of beers with a pocket full of money is about as hopeless as a task as Sam looking at naked women and working with numbers. :nono:


Or jokey just looking at naked women.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:12 pm 
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R-Jack wrote:
Club America wrote:
Me standing at a cooler full of beers with a pocket full of money is about as hopeless as a task as Sam looking at naked women and working with numbers. :nono:


Or jokey just looking at naked women.


Or HPG looking at running water and a bar of soap.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:51 pm 
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Club America wrote:
Yep.

:cheers:

Another club america beer fuckup.

Tall boy Sols.....didn't see they were 'Micheladas' con salsa. :nono:

Shit Wolfman would never drink.


:punchballs:


Thats a bad beer mixed with some chemicals that make it taste like salsa and lime and about half a cup of salt. As soon as I looked at it im like :poop:

take a drink :shock: and I'm thinking FUCK MVSCAL......


:nono:

I got 3 of these fuckers to deal with. I wasted 3 bucks on these barfs in a can. :paperbag:


Are you retarded?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 6:25 pm 
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Micheladas are the only way I can drink beer anymore.

But I make them myself, I won't drink the pre made ones.

Lime juice, washyoursister sauce, tapatio, tomato juice, salt, tajin, soy sauce, chili powder with 2 green olives a slice of cucumber and a 22 oz beer


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 8:02 pm 
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Schmick wrote:
Micheladas are the only way I can drink beer anymore.

But I make them myself, I won't drink the pre made ones.

Lime juice, washyoursister sauce, tapatio, tomato juice, salt, tajin, soy sauce, chili powder with 2 green olives a slice of cucumber and a 22 oz beer


At that point you aren't drinking beer. You're eating soup.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 9:33 am 
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mvscal wrote:
Schmick wrote:
Micheladas are the only way I can drink beer anymore.

But I make them myself, I won't drink the pre made ones.

Lime juice, washyoursister sauce, tapatio, tomato juice, salt, tajin, soy sauce, chili powder with 2 green olives a slice of cucumber and a 22 oz beer


At that point you aren't drinking beer. You're eating soup.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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