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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:57 am 
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LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!!!!!

The current best value on the TB $1 menu is the Beefy Fritos Burrito. This thing weighs about a pound. For $1 it's rare to find something this big anywhere. If bag weight is important, this is for you.

Taco Bell is pretty secretive about their new value menu plans.

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Taco Bell plans to add 20 new items to its existing value menu throughout 2018, including previously limited-release test market items. While the chain didn’t name which foods will make their way to the value menu, they did state that first on the list is the Stacker, a layered tortilla with ground beef, shredded cheese and nacho cheese sauce, available this month.


Here is the Stacker.

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McDonald's finally came to their senses. DamnTheCowboys has mentioned numerous times the bullshit move they pulled by ditching their Value Menu, which was the only reason about 84% of their customers went there for. Of course, DTC was right.

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After scrapping the original Dollar Menu four years ago due to complaints of profits being squeezed from ingredient costs, the company saw a negative effect on sales as customers turned to other, more affordable fast-food options.


They aren't very forthcoming about what all is going to be included either.

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In an effort to compete in the ever-intensifying fast-food price war, McDonald’s also announced the resurrection of its iconic Dollar Menu :banana: with the introduction of $1, $2 and $3 items in early January. McDonald's said the menu will make its official comeback Jan. 4 and will feature a dozen new items, including a sausage burrito for a buck, a bacon McDouble for $2 and a Happy Meal for $3.


Here is the bullshit advertising photo of the Bacon McDouble.

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Here is what you can actually expect to get.

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Location: Charleston, SC..... We fired the 1st shot.
Meanwhile, the Golden Arch just saw their stock price hit an all time high...
I guess replacing the :balck: CEO has created a windfall for their shareholders... :party:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:05 am 
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McDonalds should make McRib sliders on the dollar menu all year long.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:10 am 
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Dunn28 wrote:
Meanwhile, the Golden Arch just saw their stock price hit an all time high...


Do 378 Economists know about this?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:14 am 
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McDonalds should make McRib sliders on the dollar menu all year long.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:17 am 
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Nothing makes bitches wetter than sauced up 'pork'.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:01 pm 
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DMike316 wrote:
previously limited-release test market items

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:20 pm 
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You couldn’t pay me to walk into a Taco Bell.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:24 pm 
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DMike316 wrote:
a bacon McDouble for $2
Here is what you can actually expect to get.

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For $2 I wouldn't complain about that.

It's nice to see the Happy Meal at $3, but that item has become a problem lately. It's no longer a small white sleeve of fries. It's a tiny red one with about 7 fries...they justify this by throwing in a toy and your choice of goofy yogurt cups and apple slices and stuff like that. It's sad to see this happen.

With Taco Bell, they already have a great list of cheap items. the problem is that if you DO NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK on these items, you'll miss them. Go on the website and study up and memorize them. Because these items are hidden and disguised on the menu board, off to the side. THey know that people will feel pressured immediately and will zone in on the big numbered combo meals that include drinks. THis is where they make their bank, and they rely on drunks and unpolished customers to just look at the combo meals that have pictures, and get those. Because let's be honest, if you're sitting there with a buzzed smirk on your face with a Gatorade bottle loaded with Hurricane malt liquor and Michael Savage on the radio, money is not a big concern.
But if you don't stock up on those $1 items, you'll end up paying about $8 there. I'm looking forward to comparing both of these value menus when they are released, and writing up playsheets on both.


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You couldn’t pay me to walk into a Taco Bell.


Then do the drive-through. You'll be amazed how great the stuff there tastes when you carpet bomb each thing with 3 packets of Fire sauce, and dunk in a mix of ranch and Scorned Woman hot sauce or whatever your favorite brand is.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:53 pm 
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I forgot to give my praise on the beefy frito burrito. Those things are awesome.


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if you're sitting there with a buzzed smirk on your face with a Gatorade bottle loaded with Hurricane malt liquor and Michael Savage on the radio, money is not a big concern.


That would be me. I order two quarter pounders with cheese and a large vanillia iced coffee, and crank up "The Savage" That's how I roll.


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Jan Stenerud wrote:
DMike316 wrote:
previously limited-release test market items

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What in the fucking fuck? Does KFC's marketing department get to expense the drugs they consume to come up with a culinary partial birth abortion like that?


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DamnTheCowboys wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
You couldn’t pay me to walk into a Taco Bell.


Then do the drive-through. You'll be amazed how great the stuff there tastes when you carpet bomb each thing with 3 packets of Fire sauce, and dunk in a mix of ranch and Scorned Woman hot sauce or whatever your favorite brand is.



So that’s the answer? Drown out the awful alleged food with all the hot sauce and ranch I could find? A deep fried boar’s asshole would taste as good as any Taco Bell meal then.

I’ll take a pass with even greater conviction.

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And.......


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deep fried boar’s asshole.


......also kicking my ass in the Death Pool

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Jan Stenerud wrote:
DMike316 wrote:
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What in the fucking fuck? Does KFC's marketing department get to expense the drugs they consume to come up with a culinary partial birth abortion like that?

A chicken taco shell? Filled with lips n assholes?

This hybrid food mixing is getting bad. I thought Oreo had gone to bat country but dayum, KFC took it to a whole nutha level.

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R-Jack wrote:
deep fried boar’s asshole.

What is Nuno/Erich's 87th band named?

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DMike316 wrote:
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JEEEZUUUUTHHHH



JEEEEEZUUUUUUTHHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUKKKKKKK

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