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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 3:00 pm 
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I'm not the smartest mofo in the world, but I'm reasonably certain that I'd remember rule number 1 in zookeeper training: Make sure the fucking tiger is locked out of the enclosure that you're working in. The number 1 immutable rule of being a zookeeper in order to prevent from becoming Meow Mix.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/05/29 ... in-uk.html


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Teeing one up for Redmond.


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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 3:52 pm 
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Charles Damned raking the yard...

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 5:09 pm 
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Location: Eating my trainer for a snack.
I think Tatiana is napping so I'll check in claim BODE for the animal kingdom. :party:

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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 5:39 pm 
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"Staff were very calm and professional. All visitors around us were leaving in a very calm manner — no running, shouting or anything similar," Knott told sky news.

No nogs in the zoo, I guess.

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:21 am 
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"Staff were very calm and professional. All visitors around us were leaving in a very calm manner — no running, shouting or anything similar," Knott told sky news.

No nogs in the zoo, I guess.

They keep them caged up on the other end of the zoo because their feces is really hard to get out of tiger fur.


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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:25 am 
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HighHardOne wrote:
I'm not the smartest mofo in the world, but I'm reasonably certain that I'd remember rule number 1 in zookeeper training: Make sure the fucking tiger is locked out of the enclosure that you're working in. The number 1 immutable rule of being a zookeeper in order to prevent from becoming Meow Mix.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/05/29 ... in-uk.html


Could have been a recent Indian immigrant. They're pretty casual about workplace safety over there.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:45 pm 
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Location: "somewhere deep in the bowels of a nondescript building in an undisclosed location,"
Meanwhile in France...
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PARIS (AP) — Police in Paris say a tiger escaped from a circus in the city and roamed the streets of the French capital for "some time" before being killed.
Police said that the big cat was "neutralized" by a staff member from the circus near a bridge over the River Seine, about two kilometers from the Eiffel Tower. Residents in the 15th district where the tiger was shot circulated photos of the beast's limp corpse

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I heard .net had a TIGR of its own who was "neutralized" :paperbag:

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