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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:56 pm 
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Possible spoiler alert if anyone actually is thinking of going to see this...

Why do I bother going to the movies anymore? All it does is piss me off. Every soundtrack to every preview descends into some angry ass balck dude rapping about something. We also had a PSA that featured an interracial couple along with a homo couple. The Hollywood PC-Lib down your throat shit has just gotten intolerable.

To the movie...

I loved Godzilla as a kid so I was pretty fired up to see Monster X, Rodan, and Mothra back for some battles. If this could have just focused on the monsters fucking each other up and eliminated all human dialogue and subplots, this movie would've been great.

Here's the lib shit that ruined it:

A female black--presumably lesbian--military commander.
Female Hispanic fighter pilots
A 12 year old female who cusses in front of her parents and gave the bird to somebody. Pretty cutting edge shit right there.
A white guy is the villain (even though he's an environmentalist and that's why he doesn't die at the end)
A white funny-guy scientist who hits all the weak assed cliches

Here's the typical Hollywood regurgitated narratives and scenes:

An epic battle, followed by peaceful silence and then something loud and "unexpected" happens
Somebody saying "Holy shit!" when something big is about to happen
Females are always badasses now

The Good:

The plot wasn't half bad and they did a nice job of explaining how Monster X is also known as Guidra (sp). Fenway Park gets completely fucked off (would've been better if 40 thousand chowds were there when it happened...like the ones who tormented Bill Buckner after '86). The end also left open the possibility of King Kong being the next opponent.

1.5 stars or whatever metric is used for rating movies.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:49 pm 
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I ended my time with the franchise after taking my kids to see Godzilla vs. Te Smog Monster and buying the Godzilla video with the baby Godzilla in it for my Grandson. I don't do cineplex anymore if I can help it. Not spending a dime for the crap Hollywood puts out is fine with me.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:07 pm 
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I'm right there with you but this was a keep-the-wife-happy affair. I get to choose my spots in these situations. I sure as fuck wasn't going to see Black Panther when that shit was being jizzed upon by every white Hollywood lib apologist.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:31 am 
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To hell with hollywierd. :peer:

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Thanks, Red. Basically everything I hate about modern action movies appears in this review.

5'5", 102lb lingerie models are now martial artistry badasses capable of knocking out 6'4", 240lb trained guards by the half dozen. Um...no.
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And can we please dispense with the jump-flip spinning kick that always fucking ends with this goddamned pose? It's fine for anime, but JFC. Every. Damned. Movie.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:36 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
And can we please dispense with the jump-flip spinning kick that always fucking ends with this goddamned pose? It's fine for anime, but JFC. Every. Damned. Movie.
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NEVER disparage ScarJo and her luscious, heaving knockers again, YOU-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:39 pm 
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sweet christmas crackers and cheese...

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they are SPECTACULAR


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:42 pm 
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Okay, if you'll excuse me, I just need a few minutes...


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:43 pm 
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Better make that ONE minute...


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uhhhh...never mind...I'm done.




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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:02 am 
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You are aware ScarJo is a dude?

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