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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:44 pm 
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Some of the jokes.

“You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer

“Charlie, you’re the black sheep of a family that produced three Mighty Ducks movies.” — Jeffrey Ross

“How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men” — Jon Lovitz

“It’s amazing, despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys and your liver, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh

“The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik

“I mean, we all know there’s a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary. Charlie Sheen, who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in his apartment. Actually, you know what? I kind of just copied Amy Winehouse’s obituary. I only had to change three things: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says a talent that will be missed.” — Seth MacFarlane


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:09 pm 
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Kyle Busch wrote:
Some of the jokes.

“You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer

“Charlie, you’re the black sheep of a family that produced three Mighty Ducks movies.” — Jeffrey Ross

“How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men” — Jon Lovitz

“It’s amazing, despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys and your liver, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh

“The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik

“I mean, we all know there’s a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary. Charlie Sheen, who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in his apartment. Actually, you know what? I kind of just copied Amy Winehouse’s obituary. I only had to change three things: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says a talent that will be missed.” — Seth MacFarlane


How many of your fuckers even rate a roast on comedy central??? If they let me speak I'll sneak in a "Troll" reference for you fuckers. Rack the Trolls!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:06 pm 
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Kyle Busch, who is he? He not famous like my boy Charlie. My boy Charlie drink Tigers blood. He is winning. Kyle Busch LOSING like fat loser.


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Kyle Busch wrote:
Actually, you know what? I kind of just copied Amy Winehouse’s obituary.
Soon, Soon :devil1:
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