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Ok, I'm old, but who knows most of these performers listed?

Lineup of performers


Day 1, Aug. 16: The Killers, Miley Cyrus, Santana, The Lumineers, The Raconteurs, Robert Plant and the Sensational Space Shifters, Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats, John Fogerty, Run the Jewels, The Head and the Heart, Maggie Rogers, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Bishop Briggs, Anderson East, Akon, Princess Nokia, John Sebastian, Melanie, Grandson, Fever 333, Dorothy, Flora Cash, Larkin Poe, Brian Cadd and Ninet Tayeb.

Day 2, Aug. 17: Dead & Company, Chance the Rapper, The Black Keys, Sturgill Simpson, Greta Van Fleet, Portugal, The Man, Leon Bridges, Gary Clark Jr., Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, David Crosby and Friends, Dawes, Margo Price, Nahko and Medicine for the People, India.Arie, Jade Bird, Country Joe McDonald, Rival Sons, Emily King, Soccer Mommy, Sir, Taylor Bennett, Amy Helm, Courtney Hadwin, Pearl, John-Robert and IAMDDB,

Day 3, Aug. 18: Jay-Z, Imagine Dragons, Halsey, Cage the Elephant, Brandi Carlile, Janelle Monae, Young the Giant, Courtney Barnett, Common, Vince Staples, Judah and the Lion, Earl Sweatshirt, Boygenius, Reignwolf, The Zombies, Canned Heat, Hot Tuna, Pussy Riot, Cherry Glazerr, Leven Kali, The Marcus King Band, Victory, Hollis Brown, John Craigie, Amigo the Devil and Liz Brasher.


Soccer Mommy?

I highlighted the ones I'd heard of.

This would be Woodstock 3, actually. Remember that shitfest in 1999?

Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats and The Black Keys are tempting. But the enormous collection of douches in the audience will keep me away.

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Have a hard time believing Sam never heard of Santana

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People make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers and my ex wife has gonorrhea.

Don't be talking shit about Alzheimer's.

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Fucking Country Joe will bitch about it, but still be a part of it to make money. Fucking douche.

Fuck Woodstock.

Larkin Poe, Raconteurs, Sturgill Simpson is about all I'd give a fuck about.

I thought everybody in Canned Heat died...

Got past my highlighting. Santana's 1st album was the first 8-track tape I bought for the '64 Malibu I was driving in my youth.

This would be the 4st Bakedstock. The original Woodstock, despite its third-world brown acid tinge, was still the best. You had Jimi, Santana, The Who, J. Airplane, and Creedence. Even fuckin' Sha Na Na was there to kick off the Rock n Roll revival.

The second was in 1994: I have the Metallica bootleg of that show. More bakers getting caked in mud.
The third in 1999...meh.

This is the 4th bake fest. This is the festival that spawned other douche fests, including the infamous Burning (baking) Man festival, known for a stoner running into the bonfire to "move away from the real world man!"


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!


But the 50th anniversary reminisce festival I want to see?

The current local chapter of Hells Angels MC will shoot and drag a dead niqqer across the field and burn him to commemorate the room-temperature of "peace and love" and the beginning of the savage 1970s at Altamont. The Undead Keith Richards to give the invocation. Altamont Free Concert is the rock n roll event that mattered. The dark side of metal and punk got its venom here.


"Kill that monkey on the motorbike, fuck 'im!"

Fuck this peace and love shit.

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US Fest 83 > Woodstock

Plus if we're splitting hairs, this will be Woodstock 4 after 69, 94 and 99.

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Sunday, May 29 (Heavy Metal Day)

Quiet Riot
Mötley Crüe
Ozzy Osbourne
Judas Priest
Triumph
Scorpions
Van Halen

The rest didn't matter.

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Not In.

Day 3 sounds like the aural equivalent to waterboarding.

No Rammstein, no Club America. That's the deal.

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~no sig

Oh boy. Another Rank ‘em for Sam to fuck up.

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People make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers and my ex wife has gonorrhea.

Rumors of Pearl Jam, or Foo Fighters/Nirvana reunion were false.
Otherwise I have no problem with it. This
show should be for the young'ins just
as the original was. The less Boomers
and Gen Xers the better.

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The right answer.

Which Woodstock was FUCKING Jane's Addiction/porno for pyros at?

And to HPGs mewling point, GOTTDAMMED RIGHT you wanna see some German FAGGOTS roll a giant cack out on stage and watch it spew all over the mvscals.

Asshole

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Nah. Contrary to what A Certain Indonesian told us, Waterboarding and other Enhanced Interrogation Techniques were conceived as humane alternatives to actual torture... Day 3 is much much worse

I did like her phones and her snow tires

Live Aids was the tits man!



/s/

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"winning so much, you're going to get tired of winning."

That event was great...
for the Worker's Party of Ethiopia.



If that's really the case... I know what the lineup should really look like.

Horrible lineups made for millenials and genxers who think they're cool n hip.

Fuck festivals.

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A wine drinking selfie posting validation seeking run of the mill inked up ugly fat Facebook broad.