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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 6:28 pm 
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Country singer and songwriter Billy Ray Cyrus is celebrating the 25th anniversary of his hit “Achy Breaky Heart” with three new versions of the song.
Cyrus is also undergoing both a professional and personal change: He is going by his last name only.
“After Aug. 25th, I will be the artist formerly known as Billy Ray. I'm just going by my last name Cyrus," Cyrus told Rolling Stone. “I always went by Cyrus, and I begged Mercury Records to call me Cyrus in the beginning because that's what I was comfortable with. I'm going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name.”
what is wrong with this country :nono:

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 6:34 pm 
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You have to be shitting me.


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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 6:41 pm 
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I thought they shot Cyrus!


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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 7:00 pm 
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Fame is one helluva drug.

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 7:26 pm 
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No one will ever call him "father of the year"

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 11:21 pm 
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I'd say this is just a case of a guy just using his daughter's name.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:21 am 
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Do you suppose that there is a single person on earth who gives a fuck? It wouldn't even have to be an entire fuck.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:27 am 
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This was titled like a death thread, and i got super excited because this douche was dead.

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:44 am 
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This is a natural reaction when getting impaled with the still dick of irrelevancy.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:08 am 
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WOAH! He is now going by JUST Cyrus? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:16 am 
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Here's a story about that song.

Back in the day at the very tail end of that song's run a buddy and I were out at a bar on some Friday night. The bar at a Sea Galley if I remember correctly. Anyway, this was when CD jukeboxes were still a big thing and some dipshit played that song. My friend took great offense to this and decided he wasn't going to take this laying down. So, he dropped a twenty into the machine, which bought like 50 songs I think. He then proceeded to program the song 50 times in a row. We then left, came back like an hour later to find one of the bartenders trying to explain to a fed up patron why he couldn't just reset the jukebox to get the song to stop playing. Not sure why he wouldn't just unplug it but he had his reasons.

People weren't happy and my friend was quite proud of himself.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:17 am 
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Billy Aids Virus


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:54 am 
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He's so brave. That takes so much courage.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 7:14 am 
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He's so brave. That takes so much courage.


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Please. It's not like he started taking female hormones and got his cock chopped off or anything. That is real courage.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 7:24 am 
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Who's running the unengaged father troll?

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:58 am 
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Club America wrote:
Who's running the unengaged father troll?

He is?

I kind of miss that faggot.

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:35 am 
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Do you suppose that there is a single person on earth who gives a fuck?


I don't really GAF, but it does allow me a chance to reset an old joke I heard about BRC.

Q: "What do the women get who date Billy Ray Cyrus?"

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A: An Itchy Twitch Twat. :rimshot:

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:03 pm 
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Who is this fucking tosser?

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Fuck that non-Grade 10 motherfucker.

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Fuck that non-Grade 10 motherfucker.

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