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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:44 pm 
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'Sup, Trolls?

I am sitting on a penthouse terrace near 55th and 5th, about 8 blocks from Trump Tower.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:51 pm 
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Ill be there next weekend.

enjoy.

crazy fucking place.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:02 pm 
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The best part of a trip to NYC is when you leave it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:06 pm 
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Pics of bums and thousands of rude bastards or it didn't happen.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:14 pm 
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Everything is packed so tightly here. I am very, very accustomed to wide open spaces. This is...different.

Hallways are narrow. Elevators are often a tight squeeze for more than 4 people. The streets are narrow; I couldn't drive one of my pickups around here. Seating at restaurants is usually minimal and crowds whatever minimal aisle exists. People are shoulder to shoulder almost constantly. I guess I would get used to it after a while. Like after a year.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:31 pm 
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Enjoy the vacation

Just heading back from plowing my wife in a South Beach hotel for three days. Somehow I’m closer to Grifter than I am to my house, drinking a porter in a DC airport bar. UNWAR wifey handling the travel arrangements.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:49 pm 
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New York from my "Penthouse"

Shithole country at $1000/sq ft.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:50 pm 
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R-Jack wrote:
drinking a porter

Sin,
Friday at molly's

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:15 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
drinking a porter

Sin,
Friday at molly's


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:25 pm 
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Orenthal wrote:
88 wrote:
The best part of a trip to NYC is when you leave it.
RACK'IM :rome:
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I agree with 88. If NYC wasn't shitty enough you have all of these morons voting in shitty politicians which make it even that much worse.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:45 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:54 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
New York from my "Penthouse"

Shithole country at $1000/sq ft.


Those pics make me even less inclined to ever go to New York.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:13 pm 
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RedivideR wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
New York from my "Penthouse"

Shithole country at $1000/sq ft.


Those pics make me even less inclined to ever go to New York.


That shitty scenery plus fukkhead taxi drivers not laying off the horn makes for shitty background noise too. Gotta luv NY. :rotfl:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:15 pm 
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RedivideR wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
New York from my "Penthouse"

Shithole country at $1000/sq ft.


Those pics make me even less inclined to ever go to New York.


TBH I do dig the views of urban sprawls occasionally

To quote Bugs Bunny. “Seems like a nice place to visit...but I wouldn’t wanna live dere.”

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:20 pm 
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Go push a muslim on a subway.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:46 pm 
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If you ever have to drive in Manhattan you will need to channel a NY cab driver--all offense. Gridlock is a riot. NOT.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:56 pm 
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Eating at Shake Shack with 300 other idiots in a building designed to seat 120. Retarded.

Burger was decent. Crinkle fries are never my favorite, but they were good for what they are. Overall it is overrated.

3.375 stars out of 5.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:18 pm 
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We could trollstop?

#nohomo

#awkward

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:21 pm 
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We could trollstop?

#nohomo

#awkward

Top of the Empire State Building at midnight?

#fullhomo

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:02 pm 
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Bathed?

Like proper. With soap.

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I don't know why I think this, and I sure don't want to find out personally, but I imagine sex with Schmick as being how John Hobbes described life outside society as "poor, nasty, brutish and short."


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:50 pm 
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Not homo. Not at all.

Rack theatre girls.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:00 pm 
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I've seen enough episodes of Cash Cab to get my full share of New York Shitty.

Plus, everything is 4 times more expensive than normal cities and all you get in return is the legendary NYC, errrr, S, attitudes.

Fuck that shithole.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:25 pm 
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Nobody out-geriatrics dtownmike. He doesn't need to go anywhere. He already saw it on Travel Channel.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:46 pm 
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d-townmike wrote:
I've seen enough episodes of Cash Cab to get my full share of New York Shitty.

Plus, everything is 4 times more expensive than normal cities and all you get in return is the legendary NYC, errrr, S, attitudes.

Fuck that shithole.



Could you imagine how expensive Arby's must be in NY?


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RedivideR wrote:
d-townmike wrote:
I've seen enough episodes of Cash Cab to get my full share of New York Shitty.

Plus, everything is 4 times more expensive than normal cities and all you get in return is the legendary NYC, errrr, S, attitudes.

Fuck that shithole.



Could you imagine how expensive Arby's must be in NY?


The prices would knock his socks and sandals off.

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