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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:22 pm 
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Carson wrote:
Buttfucking can get a woman pregnant?



There's hope!

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My wife knows I frequent a few boards, but doesn't know what they are. She once saw a page of Confusion Forums and said something to the effect of "These people are fucked up". I couldn't argue.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:16 pm 
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Let a previous know about these boards, then she started posting at a couple and everyone liked her more than me. All of them since have no idea about these shitholes


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:20 am 
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mvscal wrote:
Weirdly enough she can tell when I'm flaming tards. She says I get a particular "look on my face."


Maybe she's been to this website: http://www.beautifulagony.com/public/main.php


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:14 pm 
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Schmick wrote:
Let a previous know about these boards, then she started posting at a couple and everyone liked her more than me.


Is that how we got Molly?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:08 pm 
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No, Molly has never been an other of mine, significant or otherwise


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:05 pm 
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mvscal wrote:

It nearly did when my OL first became aware of this dump. I don't know how she found out, I guess I left it open or something. She was convinced I was having an affair with somebody on the board. I think it might have been trev. It's been a long time.


I'll try not to wreck her if she gives us any more trouble.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:04 pm 
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RedivideR wrote:
Schmick wrote:
Let a previous know about these boards, then she started posting at a couple and everyone liked her more than me.


Is that how we got Molly?

First posted in the CoF in early 2003 :)
Schmick is here because of my old hockey board. You're welcome.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:11 pm 
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January 8th, 2017 R-Jack fucking wrote:
She always asks "what do you thing our baby would look like?"


Today R-Jack wrote:
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I guess the answer was: Like mom. The only thing that kid inherited from R-Jack was fat potential.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:39 pm 
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Motherfucker....one more word out of you and I’ll cute kid pic dump the shit out of this board. Don’t threaten me. I’ll do it. I’ll show you what ADVANCED looks like!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:13 pm 
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R-Jack wrote:
Motherfucker....one more word out of you and I’ll cute kid pic dump the shit out of this board. Don’t threaten me. I’ll do it. I’ll show you what ADVANCED looks like!!!!!

I have no doubt your kid's a cock blocking prodigy. He's the Karch Karali of boner killers. He gets more tit action in a day than most of us see in months. He keeps the milk flowing so every time you touch those golden orbs they swell up and hurt. Congrats, Dad! You get a whole fukkken y-e-a-r of look but don't touch and for the love of gawd don't suck on them! Tits get full and round, and you get nothing. The kid's primal instincts are firing on all cylinders at this age and I guarantee he's doing this to spite you and assert his shit-covered ass dominance. I hope you end his bedtime stories with, "And in 6 months those tits are mine again, puto. Enjoy the diaper rash."

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:48 am 
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Jesus Christ folks, this is fukcing way sick shit, even for here . . .

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This would be especially hard to explain to the heater. She only has a vague idea of what goes on in palces like this.

Fuck man, that is some sick shit tho . . .


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:20 am 
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Rack Why Tea!


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:19 pm 
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Mrs Twis knows nothing of this dirty, secret society.

I don't think she'd care, but why hand over any ammo if you don't need to.


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