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 Post subject: Getting 'Neck-y
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 8:57 am 
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I just bought this for my kid on Groupon for $50. The closet I've gotten to Nascar is the Tony Stewart race car cart at Home Depot.


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Don’t want to drive? Take a NASCAR Ride Along! Sit back and hold on tight as you ride shot gun in a real NASCAR race car. You’re in good hands as you take a 3 lap NASCAR Ride Along at top speeds with a professional racing instructor driving around one of the nation’s premier speedways. The NASCAR Ride Along is a ride like no other you ever experienced.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 4:28 pm 
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I used to go to Nascar and Indycar races from time to time. Been to Sonoma, Phoenix and Autoclub speedway up in Fontucky. The traffic going in and out of those places is a pain in the ass so I don't go anymore. I did take in an Xfinity race last year with the kid on a Saturday. It's only a quarter of the Sunday crowd size, the tickets are way cheaper and are also general admission so you can sit where you want to. The races are also half as long.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 9:33 pm 
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Fukk NASCAR. Used to watch it religiously because any one of the dudes driving the cars at that time could diagnose and fix it themselves, they grew up working on their own stuff. Those days are over. Now it is filled with a bunch of spoiled brats whose parents bought their way in.
I moved on to the World Rally Championship (WRC) These guys are actual skilled drivers racing a clock in all types of terrain and whatever the weather of the day is. I catch the rallies on Red Bull TV because they aren’t aired on our sports channels, shame.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:37 pm 
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Jack Goff wrote:
Fukk NASCAR. Used to watch it religiously because any one of the dudes driving the cars at that time could diagnose and fix it themselves, they grew up working on their own stuff. Those days are over.


Like 40 years ago or something? Put the troll down and come out with your hands up, wolfman.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:08 am 
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mvscal wrote:
Jack Goff wrote:
Fukk NASCAR. Used to watch it religiously because any one of the dudes driving the cars at that time could diagnose and fix it themselves, they grew up working on their own stuff. Those days are over.


Like 40 years ago or something?

It has been a while but you would see the drivers all over those cars.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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Jack Goff wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jack Goff wrote:
Fukk NASCAR. Used to watch it religiously because any one of the dudes driving the cars at that time could diagnose and fix it themselves, they grew up working on their own stuff. Those days are over.


Like 40 years ago or something?

It has been a while but you would see the drivers all over those cars.


That's when NASCAR drivers were actual men, Earnhardt, Rudd, Elliot, Gant semi badasses that would beat you, wreck you, or fight you and knew the machines intimately. NASCAR drivers today are a bunch of momma's boys whose only skill is to tell their crew chief how that car 'feels' so they can make 'adjustments.' Crew fails to make them, they get cussed out by the momma's boy, who stomps off to his McMansionesque RV after throwing his helmet and otherwise throwing a fit. An insult to bitches to call these cunts bitches.


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HighHardOne wrote:
and knew the machines intimately.


Kansas Man Wouldn’t Stop Fucking a Car Until He Was Tased
A Kansas man was charged with “lewd and lascivious behavior” when cops found him sticking his penis in a tailpipe.



https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xe3zv/kansas-man-drunk-sex-with-a-car-tailpipe-charged

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Judge Reinhold is not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe again.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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R-Jack wrote:
HighHardOne wrote:
and knew the machines intimately.


Kansas Man Wouldn’t Stop Fucking a Car Until He Was Tased
A Kansas man was charged with “lewd and lascivious behavior” when cops found him sticking his penis in a tailpipe.



https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xe3zv/kansas-man-drunk-sex-with-a-car-tailpipe-charged


I'm calling bullshit/fakenews. Now if it was Kansas City Man, the story might have more credibility...assuming were talking about a dual exhaust.

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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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mvscal wrote:
...dual exhaust.



Please....continue...


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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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Martyred wrote:
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...dual exhaust.



Please....continue...


Sincerely,
KC Dave


Uh. Yeah. That one went right over your head.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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RedivideR wrote:
Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:
...dual exhaust.



Please....continue...


Sincerely,
KC Dave


Uh. Yeah. That one went right over your head.


F350 Lariats have dual exhausts!!!!! :nono:

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 Post subject: Re: Getting 'Neck-y
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HighHardOne wrote:
Jack Goff wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jack Goff wrote:
Fukk NASCAR. Used to watch it religiously because any one of the dudes driving the cars at that time could diagnose and fix it themselves, they grew up working on their own stuff. Those days are over.


Like 40 years ago or something?

It has been a while but you would see the drivers all over those cars.


That's when NASCAR drivers were actual men, Earnhardt, Rudd, Elliot, Gant semi badasses that would beat you, wreck you, or fight you and knew the machines intimately. NASCAR drivers today are a bunch of momma's boys whose only skill is to tell their crew chief how that car 'feels' so they can make 'adjustments.' Crew fails to make them, they get cussed out by the momma's boy, who stomps off to his McMansionesque RV after throwing his helmet and otherwise throwing a fit. An insult to bitches to call these cunts bitches.

Best description and analysis of it I've seen yet. Spot on.


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