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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:35 am 
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I really wanted to like this movie. Elton John was a guilty pleasure of my youth. My parents did not approve of his music and always changed the station ('sup, Mike Tyson) when an Elton John song came on.

My parents listened to Beach Boys, Anne Murray, and ABBA. Anything more modern or rock n roll was verboten. I got ahold of a Van Halen album once and my mom caught me listening to Jump. Her exact response was, "You will not listen to that acid rock in my house.". A few years later I got caught with the Beastie Boys album with the airplane on the cover. You Gotta Fight For Your Right. I fought and lost. She confiscated that one too.

In the middle of the Jump to Beastie Boys years I had an Elton John cassette and a walkman. The only reason mom didn't take the EJ album is because her dad gifted me the walkman and album on my 10th birthday. Score one for Grandpa and grandson fighting the machine. I wore that cassette out. I could still sing every word of that album.

I really wanted to like Rocketman. I expected the energy and musical quality of Bohemian Rhapsody. What I got was a generic drug and rehab story set to amateurish renditions of Elton John songs. The story was okay and I learned some new things about Elton, but ultimately I was disappointed.

Unlike my post-Bohemian-Rhapsody experience where we listened to Queen all the way home, after Rocketman I didn't want to shuffle EJ songs.

If anything, my takeaway from Rocketman was pining for the days when homosexuality was a dirty fringe behavior and not paraded around as the noblest and purest form of love the way it is now.

2.25 stars out of 5





tl;dr edition: It was okay.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:05 am 
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I'm skipping. Absolutely zero interest.

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So, HollyWeird put out another flick celebrating deviant behavior... :jo:



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I realize the Dakotas aren't typically described as the entertainment capitals of the world but sheesh, you pay to see real clunk type movies. Hopefully you're just sacrificing your time to perform a service in here for when they come out in dvd.

Speaking of dvd's, here's a nice site that lets me know what is being released and when.

https://videoeta.com/search?datetype=vi ... 018&week=1

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I realize the Dakotas aren't typically described as the entertainment capitals of the world but sheesh, you pay to see real clunk type movies.

You have no idea what I go through for my hot wife. I'll review a couple of teen love movies we watched last week. Five Feet Apart and The Sun is also a Star.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:41 pm 
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If the richard and your a homo trolls dont chime in, youll know YT ran that. :nono:

Lol. I remember being enthralled with ACDC and the yutes pastor...Anti Christ Devil Child...YOU'RE GOING TO HELL SON!!!

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
I'll review a couple of teen love movies we watched last week.


"It's okay, honey...we can watch one of your chick flicks, I'm okay with that...then later we can cuddle*."

* (bruise your esophagus with my meat-pipe)


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Sam the Man wrote:
I realize the Dakotas aren't typically described as the entertainment capitals of the world but sheesh, you pay to see real clunk type movies.


You have no idea what I go through for my hot wife.


Washing your hands IS a huge sacrifice.


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
You have no idea what I go through for my hot wife.


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We can speculate though...

l to r: Mrs. Grifter watching whatever the fuck she wants to watch, Grifter.


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Loved it.

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You were subjected to Anne Murray and ABBA as a child....

Interesting.


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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Elton John was a guilty pleasure of my youth.



fag

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Sam the Man wrote:
I realize the Dakotas aren't typically described as the entertainment capitals of the world but sheesh, you pay to see real clunk type movies.

You have no idea what I go through for my hot wife. I'll review a couple of teen love movies we watched last week. Five Feet Apart and The Sun is also a Star.

She actually IS pretty hot too. I totally get it.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Sam the Man wrote:
I realize the Dakotas aren't typically described as the entertainment capitals of the world but sheesh, you pay to see real clunk type movies.

You have no idea what I go through for my hot wife. I'll review a couple of teen love movies we watched last week. Five Feet Apart and The Sun is also a Star.

She actually IS pretty hot too. I totally get it.

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Pics, or it didn't happen, concerning proof of Grifty's OL's hotness.




P.S. ~ I will accept upskirts as "proof"


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Rack taking a tehred about a cocksucking piano fag and turning it into an upskirt request of some clones SO. 8-) :lol:

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Rack taking a tehred about a cocksucking piano fag and turning it into an upskirt request of some clones SO. 8-) :lol:


He could even wrap foil around her grill as long as those taters and sweet ass are properly displayed. Post it notes optional.


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