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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:57 am 
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I can't remember, but if I haven't, I'm going on record to say this men and women baby shower thing pisses me off. Celebratory showers are for females. At what point did males get involved with this queer shit?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:07 am 
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I agree, it's a horrible idea.

Go back to the good ole days where dad-to-be shows up at the end to smile, say hi and thank and cart the gifts to the car.

I HATE BABY SHOWERS

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:10 am 
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I will never attend a baby shower or a couples shower of any kind.

same goes for "gender reveal" parties.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:23 am 
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tbag wrote:
I can't remember, but if I haven't, I'm going on record to say this men and women baby shower thing pisses me off. Celebratory showers are for females. At what point did males get involved with this queer shit?


I believe the topic has come up before and that was the consensus.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:29 am 
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tbag wrote:
At what point did males get involved with this queer shit?


Right around the same point males got involved with red rimmed glasses.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:32 am 
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Liberal cuck agenda to blur the lines in gender roles.
Blame soccer and co ed softball leagues


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am 
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Pathetic Loser wrote:
I will never attend a baby shower or a couples shower of any kind.

same goes for "gender reveal" parties.

Oh fuq don't get me going on gender reveal fuckery. That's just another way to have TWO goddamned baby fucking showers holy SHIIITT!!!! Dammit there I go...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:51 am 
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I will admit to going to
a "diaper Party"

this is where guys get together, bring a package of diapers.

Usually held at a bar.
similar to a stag party.

there's a keg, some wings/pizza and whatnot.

TV with whatevers sports game on.

basically you walk in, square up on cost, throw diapers in a pile. do a quick handshake while asking where the fuck the keg is.

even these parties didn't feel right, but its me adjusting to these new times.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:56 am 
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Diaper parties are fine. Just an excuse to get drunk.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:56 am 
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tbag wrote:
Diaper parties are fine. Just an excuse to get drunk.


yes, but I still felt like I was on a slippery slope


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They suck you in by trying to gentrify the things you love. Look how these skinny, hipster cucks have gentrified beer and beards


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:19 pm 
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Pathetic Loser wrote:
tbag wrote:
Diaper parties are fine. Just an excuse to get drunk.



I was on a slippery slope


JEEEZA CLIIIIITH!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:01 pm 
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Just more dumb shit that is going on in our country.
Baby showers used to be a great time for the Dad to be,
to head and get drunk, and often times get some strange.
Bitches snuffed that out though, and drag Hubby along
to keep an eye on him. It follows right along with the other
dumb shit about pregnancy, which is saying "We are pregnant."

NO! WE have never been pregnant. Unless there is some
siamese twins out there knocked up, WE haven't done jack
shit.

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I've honestly never heard of any dude I know of going to a shower. I wouldn't want to know the type faggot that would.


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Melton? Wat say u?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:00 pm 
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I'm usually "out of town" for showers and weddings. I send a gift though. People don't write thank you's anymore either. I don't care about that either. Just noticed. I toss most cards in the trash ASAP.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:52 am 
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I better be receiving a Thank you note.

I can't tell you about any particular Thank You card I've received, but I do
remember the ones I didn't receive.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:49 am 
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:paperbag: I actually went to a 'couples baby shower,' earlier this year. It didn't turn out to be as billed, actually was a hell of a good party with lots of good grub and booze, and no one sitting around "oohing and awiiiiing" at the same shit that everyone gets at one these so called events. Still, it was what it was, and it more than once crossed my mind that I might have to fess up to a certain merciless bunch of bastards. Have at it. :paperbag:

However, it did pay off for me if you know what I mean. :devil:


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trev wrote:
I toss most cards in the trash ASAP.


I would really like to touch you in an inappropriate manner right now.


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mvscal wrote:
trev wrote:
I toss most cards in the trash ASAP.


I would really like to touch you in an inappropriate manner right now.

Have her put on the boy scout uniform first and I'll film it.

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Men shouldn't even be expected to attend weddings. The groom can
send a signed "I do." note with a thumbprint attached. The whole day
should be a whole "chimp out" for chicks.

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Kenyon wrote:
Men shouldn't even be expected to attend weddings. The groom can
send a signed "I do." note with a thumbprint attached. The whole day
should be a whole "chimp out" for chicks.



Now this I can support


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