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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:15 am 
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Medics could do nothing to save Víctor Barrio after he was pinned to the ground and struck in the chest by 83 stone bull

Victor Barrio, 29, became the first bullfighter to be killed this century after an 83-stone bull called Lorenzo gored him in the chest as he lay on the ground after up-ending him as he performed at a bullfight in Teruel, east of Madrid.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:25 am 
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Rack Lorenzo the bull!

You want BLOOD motherfuckers?
I'll show you some blood.
Payback's a bitch.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:28 am 
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WAR Beef Month!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:55 pm 
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Mess with the bull you get the horns.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:00 pm 
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He's dead, Juan.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:02 pm 
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That's right, and shit is just getting started. Bode bull.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:24 pm 
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Any chance we could get Stephen Hawking out there with a red cape?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:46 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
Any chance we could get Stephen Hawking out there with a red cape?


I would buy that pay per view.

Lorenzo the Bull registering in 5...4...3...2...


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:52 pm 
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That's right, and shit is just getting started. Bode bull.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:46 pm 
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Professor Hawking has one of the greatest minds in all of history. He would think of a way to make that bull be his bitch.

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Jsc810 wrote:
Professor Hawking has one of the greatest minds in all of history. He would think of a way to make that bull be his bitch.


Not in the point 3 seconds it would take for him to get utterly annihilated. The soft crunching of feeble bones and the wheels still spinning on his gimp scooter would be the only sound heard in the arena.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:10 pm 
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who gonna front da stones now?


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:59 pm 
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Bullfight. Fuck. More like dancing with a dying animal that's almost bled to death, then gets lucky and sticks a greasy euro faggot dago Spaniard with the Mickey Mouse hat, and dressed like a complete fag.

I blame soccer.

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His wife is available, btw.
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JohnHarrison wrote:
His wife is available, btw.
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I would impale her with my horn.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:18 am 
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I believe the correct response "Spaniard assassinates 5 bulls, 7 other injured, news at 10"


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As part of tradition, the bulls mother will now be slaughtered,
and of course, people are pissed.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article88905647.html

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supportive of animal rights than most folks here. However, I just really
can not muster any outrage for Mama Cow. I'm sorry. It's a fucking cow.
You were meant to be steak at some point.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:54 am 
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I agree with Dave, but I will say the method of bullfighting is sadistic and I giggled when this fucker got run over by Charles Gotdammed Darwin.

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Rack the Pythons for telling like it is in the "Probe" segment.

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and I still blame soccer.

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This bed is on fire with passionate love.

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