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 Post subject: CHYNA = DEAD
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REDONDO BEACH, Calif. — Chyna, the WWE star who in the 1990s became one of the best-known and most-popular female professional wrestlers in history, has died, authorities said.

Police in Southern California said they were responding to a 911 call from a friend of former WWE wrestler Chyna when they found her dead in her Redondo Beach apartment.

A friend had gone Wednesday to check on Chyna, whose real name is Joan Marie Laurer, after she had failed to answer her phone for a few days, Redondo Beach police said in a statement. The friend told the 911 operator that Laurer wasn't breathing.

The 46-year-old Laurer was dead when officers arrived, police said. Several media outlets report that she was 45.

Neither police nor coroner's officials have released any cause of death.


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This is surprising. Post wrestling life always seems to go so well.


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She's dead, Jim.

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Pretty lackluster effort on the thread title. You could have went with: Chyna Pinned By The Undertaker.

Fucking wasted opportunity.


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DMike316 wrote:
Pretty lackluster effort on the thread title. You could have went with: Chyna Pinned By The Undertaker.

Fucking wasted opportunity.

I would have chosen the political route, and gone with, In Face of Tarriff Threat, Chyna Halts Oxygen Trading

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Will they bury her in a chyna cabinet?


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Carson wrote:
Will they bury her in a chyna cabinet?


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So when digging a hole to Chyna, you only have to go six feet?

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Speaking of a hole in Chyna, I saw her sex tape. Well, I saw enough of it anyway. While pussy is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good, hers could be best summed up as.....well.....

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At some point KC Dave will be here to tell us he'd hit it.

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I thought this was going to be about katy's dildo mongering partner in crime, Chyna.


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DMike316 wrote:
Speaking of a hole in Chyna, I saw her sex tape. Well, I saw enough of it anyway. While pussy is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good, hers could be best summed up as.....well.....

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Whatever equivalency photo you want to use we agree that is was [tomas]pretty bad[/tomas].


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Rules need not apply in this thread.

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I don't know. It wasn't that bad.


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Obviously, I'm not in. She'd get kicked out of both restrooms in NC.

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She'd get kicked out of both restrooms in NC.


:lol:

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DMike316 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
She'd get kicked out of both restrooms in NC.


:lol:

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R-Jack wrote:
She'd get kicked out of both restrooms in NC.

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Noooope.

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I don't know. It wasn't that bad.


Your opinion of twat is as undeveloped as dtowns understanding of restaurants.

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I think I must have googled a different Chyna sex tape hoor. The mini meat is a definite no go.


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I think I must have googled a different Chyna sex tape hoor. The mini meat is a definite no go.


Like HPG ordering fish tacos in a Montana steak house. :lol:

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Can we get back to dtownmike fucking up hamburgers now, please.

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