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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:53 am 
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Can you posthumously rub one out? Paging spunkrag.

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‘The next Anna Kournikova’ drops dead at tennis practice

January 21, 2015

A 23-year-old Russian tennis player who was hailed as the next Anna Kournikova dropped dead during a training session as a result of heart failure, a report said Wednesday.

Violetta Degtiareva — known for her staggering beauty and plush payroll — was one of the highest-earning stars on the International Tennis Federation pro circuit when she suddenly died Jan. 12.


Despite her popularity, news of Degtiareva’s death was not immediately released and only became public when close friend and tennis player Anastasia Vdovenco posted her shocked reaction on Facebook, Central European News reports.

“I can hardly believe it,” the 20-year-old wrote. “Rest in peace.”

Details about what caused Degtiareva’s heart failure are unknown and Russian media outlets have not specified where she was training before she died, according to CEN.

Degtiareva was born in the city of Rostov in southwestern Russia close to the border with Ukraine. Even though she was ranked 1,084 in the world at the time of her death — with her highest ranking at 947 — Degtiareva never actually managed to win a major title.

As her career began to blossom, the tennis player garnered overwhelming comparisons to Kournikova — another blond bombshell from Russia who achieved celebrity status despite not winning the big one.

The Russian beauty’s most notable career moment came when she reached the quarter-finals of the ITF-Turnier pro-circuit tournament in Turkey, CEN reports.

http://nypost.com/2015/01/21/russian-te ... ies-at-23/

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:18 pm 
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I guess she should have laid off on the cocaine consumption.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:14 pm 
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And now a bunch of you are "paying your respects" to her. :|


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:19 pm 
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I plan on shooting off the cannon in her honor later on tonight.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:49 pm 
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She's dead, Jorgi.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:41 pm 
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And yet BOTH Williams sisters continue breathing. It's just not fair.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:05 pm 
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Whoever is ranked #1087 just moved up a notch.... :blush:

Hope she had a will, otherwise, how will those ruskies split her career 'winnings'.... :?: :?:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:13 pm 
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote:
And yet BOTH Williams sisters continue breathing. It's just not fair.


Rack-ski, Comrade

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:16 am 
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Russ wrote:
Can you posthumously rub one out?


Nope. Check your syntax there, chief.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:38 am 
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Do we need the Fixed That For You (FTFY) troll to return? :confused2:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 3:46 pm 
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I might have taken out the wrong whore. I drink a lot.

Fuck you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:27 am 
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She was probably destined to shark it the fukk up, so no big loss.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:39 am 
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General Peters wrote:
She was probably destined to shark it the fukk up, so no big loss.


I'm not so sure about that. I think Russian chicks are less inclined to Sharking than American woman are. I wouldn't think the Russian media and society as a whole promotes these types of agendas.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 12:00 pm 
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Thankfully we still have ANNA... and by the looks of it, she's still got it.... :clap:

RACK HER!

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